{"id":1860,"date":"2025-09-30T15:11:11","date_gmt":"2025-09-30T15:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.declareitspiritwear.com\/?p=1860"},"modified":"2025-10-01T15:10:33","modified_gmt":"2025-10-01T15:10:33","slug":"i-waited-a-month-for-pokemon-gos-eternatus-clothes-and-i-hate-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.declareitspiritwear.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/30\/i-waited-a-month-for-pokemon-gos-eternatus-clothes-and-i-hate-them\/","title":{"rendered":"I waited a month for Pok\u00e9mon Go's Eternatus clothes, and I hate them"},"content":{"rendered":"
Welcome to the Pok\u00e9mon Go fashion report! Today\u2019s theme is Eternatus – ooh, exciting – the legendary monster introduced in Sword and Shield. It debuted in Go recently, and now has a range of clothing themed around it that you can buy. Except, it\u2019s kind of ugly.<\/p>\n
In late August, Niantic announced a delay to the themed items, which were meant to drop during this summer\u2019s Pok\u00e9mon Go Fest\u2019s Max Finale. I can only imagine the state of them then, given what they look like now upon release.<\/p>\n
For 1,150 coins – or $9.99 of your finest monies – you can purchase the full outfit consisting of a top, trousers, shoes, and a helmet. Or, you can pick and choose items separately. The items in question are\u2026 something. They\u2019re bright blue with glowing red accents, including a red t-shirt with a vaguely portal-shaped design on it, and a tail hanging from the back of the jacket.<\/p>\n